The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.
Not to be confused with a reverse boner.
Not to be confused with a reverse boner.
You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.
by Only_69 April 18, 2021
Get the Inverse Bonermug. When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
by ~unsatisfied_with_my_service~ December 5, 2022
Get the Art-bonermug. 
Get the boner fart dfsgdsfgsdfgmug. by cumguzzler6000 December 11, 2022
Get the 40% Bonermug. When you are vulnerable to needing sex once teased by a second party, and not yourself. You simply cannot fight it.
Jonny- "Yo, let's hit the strip club!"
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."
by gasti phunk April 16, 2017
Get the bonerablemug. Los Angeles, CA
Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”
by Mauro’s angels March 7, 2018
Get the Boner Palm Treemug. Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
by Lillykins January 30, 2015
Get the Stoner bonermug.