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Girlfriend: hey babe wanna have sex tonight
Me: Nah I'm Minecraft Water - Bucket - MLG-ing tonight
by microsex April 10, 2021
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not rowing with both oars in the water

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.
by bob_johnson May 8, 2021
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Didn’t Go Near the Water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
Honey do you remember?
You let the screen door slam when you stepped off the front porch
Hear ya mama calling don't be late
And I'd hear ya daddy holler son she's my only daughter
You stick your nose in the honeysuckle down by the gate
I can still hear ya mama calling don't go near the water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water
We hear a rockin' chair squeekin' as we sneaked up the back stairs

Mama waitin like a grizzly bear
We had to get the honeysuckle out of your hair
But in the morning light you'd look her right in the eye
You wouldn't lie

We

Didn’t Go Near the Water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
She should've worried about me
Cause we were sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

We didn't go near the water
Didn't go near the water

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golf course water rights

A term referring to how golf courses do not seem to fall under the same restrictions as regular consumers who sometimes have little or no water pressure.
There will never be any impact on golf course water rights because the ultra-wealthy would have nowhere to go and nothing to do if their well manicured golf courses weren’t lush and began to turn a most unpopular brown.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023
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derby kansas water tower

A threesome with two girls and one guy. The guy is eating out the first girl while the second girl inserts a strap on into the guys anus.
William was pleasantly surprised when he was derby Kansas water towered last night.
by nic7864 February 22, 2023
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running water urine draw

when running water commands your body to pee
i was washing dishes and gotted me the running water urine draw

me was running for the "terlit" after i got me the running water urine draw
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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Belle delphine bath water

"i am about to buy Belle Delphine bath water for $250.00 to drink".
by yeet man 4690000 July 24, 2019
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