Facebook exercibitionist 

A person, usually overweight & out-of-shape, that always posts on facebook when they're working out (& often exaggerates their accomplishments).

John: "Just finished 5 hours at the gym."
Brian: "You Facebook exercibitionist! You've never even looked at a gym for that long."

Matt: "Just ran a marathon in 2 hours."
Brian: "That'd be a record for someone your size, you Facebook exercibitionist."

Jen: "Off to do yoga, then on to insanity cardio & P90X."
Brian: "I know you're trying to attract a man, but don't be a Facebook exercibitionist."

Facebook exercibitionist by Johnny Drama Johnson August 21, 2011

Facebook puppyball 

A person who takes normal comments as his insults and fights back by swearing other people to make them look big and winning.

Jack: Crashed my car !!

Dan:Dude,don worry ! Get a new one :P
Jack:Oh your fucking Dad will get me ? STFU asshole !
Dan:I was jus kiddin man. Don't get pissed
Jack:Thats what you become when dickheads like you talk.
Dan:Jeez ! what a facebook puppyball.

Facebook puppyball by ed45gr December 3, 2011

Facebook reach-around 

The situation where a reply to a Facebook post receives a "like" from the OP. The OP then posts their own reply to the reply, to which the person being replied to also gives a "like".

Step 1: You post something on Facebook.
Step 2: Someone replies to your post.
Step 3: You "like" said reply and reply yourself.
Step 4: The person you are replying to also "likes your reply.

You have just participated in a Facebook reach-around.

Facebook reach-around by DavS April 16, 2012

Facebook Inspect 

When the same action is taken as Facebook stalking, but you intentions are not sexually driven.

"I wonder how my little cousin is doing"
"are you gonna facebook stalk her?"
"gross dude, im just Facebook inspecting"

good ol' facebook inspect

Facebook Inspect by mrab September 12, 2012

Facebook 

A social media alot of people USED to go to

those kids got on facebook

Facebook by FEEDMOVE January 10, 2016

Facebook 

Instagram for old people.

Jimmy, go Facebook Aunt Bertie and see what she’s up to!

Facebook by Piggylover3798423 May 18, 2018

3D facebook 

In an age of eye blistering and then popping and then reblistering and then calis forming sight inpairment forms of technology even facebook (fecesbook) is not amune. 3D face book is talking to someone of the telephone while messaging them on facebook. The ultimate experince for the facebook enthusiast.

john: hey tony have you heard of 3D facebook??
tony: no

3D facebook by Lesboss October 21, 2010