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Ed Hardy Boys 

A group of guys at a bar or club, all wearing Ed Hardy shirts, thought to be there getting clues to solve a crime/mystery.
(A play on words based on the Hardy Boys novels).

Ed Hardy Boyz (with a z) can be used to describe two guys at a bar or club, both wearing Ed Hardy shirts, thought to be looking for guys to wrestle for a tag team belt (based on the Hardy Boyz of WWE). You should beware of Ed Hardy Boyz around tables or ladders.
"Man look at those Ed Hardy Boys harassing that waitress, they must be interrogating her for clues."
"Uh-oh, let's stay away from those Ed Hardy Boyz, I don't want to get into a TLC (tables, ladders, and chairs) match at this bar, at least while they're playing my song."
Ed Hardy Boys by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008

Ed Hardy 

A ridiculously overpriced and tacky brand of designer clothing. People who sport this brand can be bros trying to dress up, or guidos taking a break from the sweatsuit. The people who wear this brand generally go to clubs and try to pick up on girls, who tell them to fuck off, because they are not interested in men who are A.) homosexual, or B.) Insecure and obviously not very fashionable. These clothes are predominately west coast, because if you moved to New York, people know how to spend their money and buy such brands as Armani, or Burberry. The worst thing about an ed hardy tee (besides the wearer) are the cliche images and phrases like "love kills" and skulls with snakes. Oh yeah, what happened to the shoe laces?
Jared: that guys wearing ed hardy

Ben:lets beat his ass for fun.
Ed Hardy by anal rapageee December 28, 2009

Hairy Harmonica 

When you grab a girls snatch, press the folds together tightly & blow through them. If a shrill sound is produced, you pretend you are Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica.

The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.
Bill Clinton got caught with Monica....playing her hairy harmonica.
Hairy Harmonica by Ash-the-great-1 November 2, 2008

Hairy Ass Truman

What we sometimes called our miniature schnauzer when I was growing up. An all-around hilarious pet name for any dog with a medium- or long-haired coat.
Hey, there, Hairy Ass Truman. Sit. Now roll over. Now shake. Good boy! Here's a Snausage!
Hairy Ass Truman by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013

Tom Hardy 

The utmost undeniably attractive actor to ever walk the earth. He is, similar to God, above us all and all women with a good taste in men fall at his feet. Oh yeah, and he’s a great actor.
OMG ITS TOM HARDY SHSBDISNSN HE OWNS MY ASS
Tom Hardy by embussolo November 26, 2018

Hairy Axe Wound 

A pussy, vagina, cunt, love hole, hairy clam etc..
Hairy Axe Wound by Ron j October 1, 2003