Hairy Axe Wound

A pussy, vagina, cunt, love hole, hairy clam etc..

Ohhh sex

by Ron j October 1, 2003

Hairy Vari

When you are a hairy guy and you lay on the hood of a car with your legs spread while a girl gives you a rim job! If this is being performed by a male it would be a (Hairy Fairy Vari). If this is being done on a hairy woman it would be called a (European Hairy Vari).

Bob recieved a Hairy Vari on his new Corvette before turning in for the night.

by Funboy October 11, 2005

hairy nipples

extremely gross hair around the nipple region of male.

Russell has large hairy nipples, but he consistently denies it.

by chaleco August 1, 2006

Hairy Monkey

shave off your pubes, then after you blow your load on her face, throw your pubes on her and she will look like abe lincoln.

four score and seven years ago, the woman got jizzed on and pubes thrown upon her face...

by spente200 May 2, 2005

hairy fish

A small round dog of the fuzzy haired variety possessing a general fishy odour.

That's one hairy fish!

by Fishtopher September 9, 2008

Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone

a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."

by mike potter September 25, 2005

Try Hardy

A douchebag who wears a lot of Ed Hardy.

I went to Rehab at the Hard Rock and the place was overrun with Try Hardy drunkards screaming "Woo" at women's tits.

by synja October 20, 2009