An ugly face.
Guy 1: Jennifer says she's going on another diet.
Guy 2: It doesn't matter how much weight she loses; it's not going to fix her busted face.
Guy 2: It doesn't matter how much weight she loses; it's not going to fix her busted face.
by Tochterlieber November 6, 2013
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by AMARZ November 8, 2006
Get the shot in the face with a shit-pistol mug.The "ART" of oral sex when performed from a female onto a male in such a mind shattering way that the male is faced with a striking reaffirmation of reality i.e. that there must be a God and this God is a good God and that all people and inherently good. This can result in a cheerful demeanor for years after the act is performed fading only slightly after a 10 year period. Can be as bad as it can be good; it may stunt ones growth in other areas of life and well being; having all of ones mind concentrated on chasing the "High" of magic face for ever.
Often referred too as putting you cock in a box full of heaven.
Man - "Holy shit that is the most amazing thing that has ever happen to me or anyone else in a world ever"
Women - "really? you think it was good?"
Man - "Fuck Yeah Magic Face..Please leave. Man I'm hungry. ZZZZZZZZ" - (He slept for 6.5 years)((True Story))
Man - "Holy shit that is the most amazing thing that has ever happen to me or anyone else in a world ever"
Women - "really? you think it was good?"
Man - "Fuck Yeah Magic Face..Please leave. Man I'm hungry. ZZZZZZZZ" - (He slept for 6.5 years)((True Story))
by nickbag9 August 1, 2007
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Having a mangled, battered, disfigured, or mauled face resulting from a fight. Usually consistent with various cuts, swelling and contusions; broken nose, missing teeth and lacerations are common with Franklin-face.
The term was first used after a UFC middleweight championship bout between Rich Franklin and Anderson Silva. Within 45 seconds Rich Franklin had an acute case of "Franklin-face" that got worse as the round went on.
*Note* "Franklin-face" usually occurs when trapped in a Muay Thai clench. The more prolonged exposer to the Muay Thai clench the worse the Franklin-face.
Having a mangled, battered, disfigured, or mauled face resulting from a fight. Usually consistent with various cuts, swelling and contusions; broken nose, missing teeth and lacerations are common with Franklin-face.
The term was first used after a UFC middleweight championship bout between Rich Franklin and Anderson Silva. Within 45 seconds Rich Franklin had an acute case of "Franklin-face" that got worse as the round went on.
*Note* "Franklin-face" usually occurs when trapped in a Muay Thai clench. The more prolonged exposer to the Muay Thai clench the worse the Franklin-face.
"Joey beat Bobby's ass! He gave the boy 'Franklin-face."
"Get outta that Muay Thai clench before you wind up with 'Franklin-face'!"
"That bitch is ugly. She doesn't have 'Franklin-face,' but she sure is heinous."
"Get outta that Muay Thai clench before you wind up with 'Franklin-face'!"
"That bitch is ugly. She doesn't have 'Franklin-face,' but she sure is heinous."
by Kaens January 18, 2008
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Get the calzone face mug.Walking, talking, acting like a normal citizen at the necessary time to the best of your abilities when you are drunk as all Hell.
Shut up and put on your sober face. Cops are parked right around the corner.
Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled
Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled
by Uncleruck April 26, 2008
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