Something was different about that night, every time Tom Brady tried to pull away I stayed with him, then the impossible happened, he said we're too far from the shore, so I told him I didn't save anything for the trip back. He had no excuse to fail, so he started to swim back to shore and on the way he started sinking, so I took him back to the shore. It was the one time Tom Brady was not as strong as he thought, and I was not as weak as I thought. I somehow pulled the guy down to mine and everybody else's level that night. He became chicken of the sea that night.

Chicken of the sea by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

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chicken facial

When you’re too high to cut onions correctly and put your face over a pot of boiling chicken.

Hey roomie, I’m cutting these onions wrong can you help me out with a chicken facial?

chicken facial by Becky#1 September 14, 2021

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Chicken Stripper

A fat stripper who walks onto the stage in a chicken costume and strips.

Lets go see the chicken strip.
The chicken stripper is great at their job!

Chicken Stripper by ViolinCat27 September 15, 2021

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Chicken Burp

When you burp while yawning. It is often very small and almost sounds like the cluck of a chicken.

Person 1: *yawns* *burps while yawning*
Person 2: Sick chicken burp, dude

Chicken Burp by TubDog September 22, 2021

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