Straightification

the phenomenon that something traditionaly gay is or has been claimed by the straights and them inserting their values like male domination, female submition, and other heteronormative cis shit

Hey, did you hear about r/twinksinstraightp*rn?

Ewww no, the straightification oftwinks is getting out of hand, the avrage straight person doesn't even know *what* a twink is!

by St. Christina The Astonishing July 20, 2023

Straightaphobic

Dislike or prejudice to hetro people.

Nobody: Straight people do anything wrong.

Straightaphobic Person: “See, straight people, can’t do nothing right.”

by Greek_Tyrin July 26, 2023

straightjacket feeling

Being torn between wanting to be in a relationship and wanting to be single.

“This straightjacket feeling is seriously getting to me. I want a girlfriend but I also like te freedom of being single.”

by FreeloaderLoser July 31, 2023

Straight Taint

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.

Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.

by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023

straight to the fachi

fachi is the italian word for face. and the action of putting something ‘to the face’ means to take a big fucking shot of booze.

Dude 1: “Yo, you really gonna take that shot of absinthe?!”

Dude 2: “Straight to the fachi!”

commence the shot.

by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023

straight white girl appreciation day

September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.

Happy straight white girl appreciation day!

by depressedflowervase September 13, 2023

Straight Up Bird Up

A fraise made by a long haired dip shit with autisim.

Like Straight up bird up my man

by Chosen_Undead September 24, 2023