cauliflower beanbag 

first coined by the comedian Lee Evans, the Cauliflower beanbag is the result of a man slipping during the balance beam event and catching the twins on the bar

He's one slip away from catching the twins....*DUMMM* cauliflower beanbag. Now he's only good for the walking race

cauliflower beanbag by strangechild36 September 15, 2010

Mouse in baked beans

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.

Number 19; Mouse in baked beans.

Mouse in baked beans by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan February 23, 2023

Bangers Beans and Mash 

An english term for sausage, beans, and potatoes.
Better known as penis, balls, and semen.

She doesn't come back for the cash,
she comes back for my "Bangers beans and mash"

Bangers Beans and Mash by Ucfjim June 6, 2010

red beans and rice 

only the best meal from down da bayou, it includes red kindey beans and rice most of the time accompinied by smoked or hot sausage.

I'm going to maw-maws today, she's cooking some red beans and rice with smoked sausage.

red beans and rice by T-Lee May 25, 2008

refried beans 

When two females rub or mash their beans together until climax.

The two lesbians made refried beans all night.

refried beans by neeno April 6, 2013

Beancy Brat 

A Twisted Tea drinking Rock Bitch!

Who poured this drink on me??? Oh yeah, it was Beancy Brat!

Beancy Brat by Tink/Smokie July 25, 2011

beanjob 

The act of performing cunnilingus. To bring a woman to orgasm by stimulating her vagina or, more specifically, her clitoris aka 'bean,' through licking, sucking, heavy hot breathing and fondling.

A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.

'Beanie' for short.

All I want is a goodnight kiss or a beanjob.

Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.

I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.

beanjob by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013