Heated Driveway

I defecated on a woman’s pubic landing strip and smoosh it flat well screwing in missionary position to create a heated driveway.

I went on a holiday to Canada, and well I was there I met a lovely woman, who I later that night let me give her a Heated driveway.

by PhantomWiZard April 15, 2025

Sin Drive

The road you take when the highway to hell is backed up. It is the ontological opposite of Saint’s Row.

“Hey, how long is this gonna take? I wanna get to eternal punishment already.”
“Highway’s backed up. Waze says Sin Drive is clear, though!”

by pancakedonahue April 23, 2025

intellectual diversity

Something hypothetically based upon the imagination that doesn't have to be based upon any based fact

Trump created a phrase intellectual diversity that has no one has ever stated on Urban Dictionary.

by buckeyeoh April 24, 2025

Bush diver

A person who performs oral sex on a woman with significant pubic hair, often used in a crude or humorous context.

Do you want to go bush diver on me in public?

by KasraTheBoy May 8, 2025

Uncle drive

When you are getting jumped but your uncle won't drive the fucking car

AY UNCLE DRIVE!!! DRIVE UNCLE!!!

by idksterling's pookiebear May 21, 2025

Verbal Drive-by

Verbal Drive-by (n.): A quick, razor-sharp verbal attack that lands with precision and vanishes before the target can respond, leaving them stunned like they just got hit from a speeding car.

"She threw a Verbal Drive-by in the group chat, roasting his outfit and logging off before he could type back."

by Luniz_05JH May 23, 2025

Should drive them insane

Says Matt Lech... Proving that THE JEWS feel ENTITLED to CONTROL YOUR MIND.

Hym "I mean, at least Michael Rappaport had the decency to renounce his Judaism while the Jews were literally committing a genocide but between Ben Shapiro who wants to control your body and Matt Lech who wants to control you mind, you have Jews on both sides of the political who feel justified in controlling you in perpetuity. And then Stephen Banel thinks the Jews get to steal your identity so they can use it to rape women. So the Jews get to commit genocide, control your body, control your mind, steal your identity, enslave you spiritually, steal your work and enslave you literally, and YOU get to do whatever the Jews allow you to do! So Tim Walz gets to do a Nazi Salute. Elon does not get to do a Nazi Salute. They want to control what you say. They want to control who gets to make money UPTO AND INCLUDING LITERALLY CREATING AI! And if people don't do what the Jews want... They (The Jews) should drive them insane. The Jews should be able to drive you insane, at a whim, and if your kids get murdered because of it... It still isn't the Jews fault. Nothing is. Even if the Jews were to actively commit a genocide... EVEN THAT is not the Jews' fault. They assume no blame for anything bad that happens or anything they actively do and they assume absolute authority over your mind, body, and soul. They think they are God. That's the religion. I was right all along."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025