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driverist 

A made up word by a moron that doesnt understand English.
Driverist is an incorrect term for a driver.
driverist by correct english November 26, 2023

Driverist 

A user of a motor vehicle who knows they are special due to the fact they car in a car and not on a bicycle, the slower, less practical more dangerous, outdated and pointless mode of transport . Not to be considered a synonym for "motorist" or "driver".
Wow! That driverist really is better than any other road user. That driverist should have their picture put up in many art galeries.
Driverist by Warondriverists! January 22, 2024

Diversity pimp 

Like the poverty pimps who pimped the poor for their own enrichment through bogus social programs, diversity pimps are high priced consultants who make money from foundations and governnment for conducting pointless "diversity audits" or research on diversity, presenting "diversity training" . . . using up any money that might actually have gone towards helping communities of color or other identified populations.
An example of a diversity pimp is a consultant who conducts "diversity audits" for companies, foundations or universities, or a diversity consultant who facilitates "diversity conversations" or does diversity training.
Diversity pimp by TofuGirl January 23, 2010

drivers license

- Dude did you hear that new song Drivers License ??

- Yea bro, ngl i cried.

drivers license

this is a song used to dig big holes in the ground (using a shovel or your tears) when you're sad or in the mood to do some bad, sad things. it's a really good metaphor for being sad, heartbroken, lonely or having a self-diagnosed depression. it's also a really uni-song. it fits every mood a human can have, the vibes are just different depending on your current feelings.
david: hey how are you?
julie: drivers license.
david: let me give you a hug then
drivers license by owoitsquack February 25, 2021

Diversity hire 

In a corporation, this is a person who was hired solely because of the color of their skin, or their sexual identity, as opposed to their actual skills or contributions to the company. This person is usually employed for reasons including company PR or lower government taxation.
Jerry: "Which one of us was the useless simpleton who organized all these files incorrectly?"
Harry: "It was Terry, the diversity hire."
Jerry: "If we screwed up as much as he does, we'd be fired."
Harry: "Sadly, Terry is a homosexual black man, so HR won't touch him."