Flossing the cat

something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.

I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..

by facebookbloke July 21, 2011

Jew Cat

The character Meowth in super smash brothers for N64 which appears out of a pokeball. The catlike creature spews coins everwhere which inflict damage.

I had no damage until jew cat appeared out of a poke ball spewing coins in all directions!

by sunny ye March 24, 2009

hair of the cat

drinking non-alcoholic beverages to relieve a hangover, especially when others in the area are engaged in consuming alcohol to feel better. An antonym for "hair of the dog" and alluding to one drinking like a pussy.

Person One: "Bartender, I'll have a Diet Coke."

Person Two: "Why aren't you having a beer, you puss?"

Person One: "Bad hangover. Hair of the cat."

by Clutch1 April 18, 2010

fraidy cat

1. A person who is too scared to take a dare.

2. A person who objects to participating in an activity because it's wrong.

3. A person who is phobic.

I don't want to put a live fish in my vagina!

Fraidy cat!

by Fly On The Wall October 24, 2004

crazy cat lady

An elderly suburban widow who lives alone and keeps dozens or more pet cats, usually many more than municipal code allows, in a small house, and refuses to give away or sell them even for the sake of the safety of the cats or herself.

Tonight's episode of CSI featured a story where a little girl killed a crazy cat lady with a ball point pen.

by Shamis February 10, 2005

fuck you and your cat

A phrase used in a weird song by Goldfinger. "Fuck you! And your cat!"

Fuck you! And your cat!

by Steaver370 May 5, 2004

kitty cat dance

a somewhat annoying dance, done by a cat on the iternet

"Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance"-Cat from The Kitty cat dance

by Zach Holland November 2, 2007