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The Sub-Zero

When one of your friends is passed out dead-drunk, you dress him up as Sub-Zero, and bring him to the woods. Proceed to dress up as Scorpion, and wait for him to wake up. While he's confused, proceed to run at him yelling "GET OVER HERE!!!".
Guy1: Dude, that was a crazy party last night. What happened after I left?

Guy2: Jack passed out, and we showed him what "The Sub-Zero" was.
by Supercalifragilisticexpialido January 15, 2012
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Monster Energy Absolute Zero

A new flavor of Monster Energy which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.
I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!
by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011
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zero to punch

The act of going from completely flaccid to masturbating furiously. Usually accompanied by "in five seconds."
Also used to express admiration towards something or someone.

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1: "Dude, the Modern Warfare 3 trailer made me go zero to punch!"
2: "What? Call of Duty fucking sucks."

1: "Every time I walk by that chick over there I want to go zero to punch. Right here, right now."

1: "Urban Dictionary makes me go zero to punch in five seconds."
by Sabul October 21, 2011
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absolut zero

1. The point in an evening of drinking where one blacks out from copious amounts of Absolut
2. A time in one's life where their only joy is returning home for more Absolut
1. Jimmy - Dude, was that you running around the party screaming your ass off last night?
Dan - I don't remember man, I hit absolut zero at about 11...

2. George - Is it just me, or has Rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?
by sumone scary March 6, 2010
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Zero Requiem

A plan set forth by Lelouch Lamperouge that is meant to bring the world peace.

1. Gather the world's hatred to self
2. Die
3. ????
4. Profit
Suzaku kills Lelouch, thus completing Zero Requiem.
by Hallway Kun January 20, 2009
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Absolute zero

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1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.
1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."
by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004
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Zero

The final creation of Dr.Wily,
carrier of the Sigma Virus.
Successfully defeated Megaman,
Bass,Protoman,Rush,and the others
singal handedly before losing control
and destroying Wr.Wily,his robots and every else in his way.
by Pheobe May 1, 2004
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