The act of ass-raping a troll on the Internet by countering his/her shit-spouting with a long, well written, logical, and lengthy argument (ideally containing a number of points labeled A to S).
X: "Some douchebag on 4chan
was totally trolling on /b/, so I gave him a three page essay--with a bibliography--on why he was a complete dumb fuck."
Y: "You totally A to S'd his ass!"
October 19, 2011
The act of going from completely flaccid
furiously. Usually accompanied by "in five seconds."
Also used to express admiration towards something or someone.
As seen on asciiartfarts.com
1: "Dude, the Modern Warfare 3 trailer made me go zero to punch!"
2: "What? Call of Duty
1: "Every time I walk by that chick over there I want to go zero to punch. Right here, right now."
1: "Urban Dictionary
makes me go zero to punch in five seconds."
October 20, 2011