thundercunt

when you smash somthing into next tuesday

i was playing cricket and i absolutely thundercunted the ball for six

by jimbofreebum November 16, 2024

thundercunt

a stupid fat fuck who has the biggest camel toe known to man the type of fanny flaps that wiggles when they walk this is not the type of woman you want to engage in intercourse with as she would more than likely constrict your flow of oxygen with her gammon hangers

enter at your own risk she has a knarly thundercunt

by flapslapper29 March 11, 2025

Thundercunt

The act of launching an object into something else with extreme speed

“Yo bro, i accidentally thundercunted the Wiimote into the Tv because I didn’t wear the stupid fucking wrist strap”

by Darkrai09 March 16, 2025

thundercum

a cum so explosive and powerful it can tear the fibres of your knob apart as you release it

"yo bro i had to go to the doctor"
"what why"
"last night i had a thundercum, now it wont stop bleeding"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 24, 2025

Thundercunt

When kev throws a 2.5 kilo weight across the workshop as hard as he physically can

Kev just thundercunted that weight

by 09hr084711fyrt September 21, 2025

Thundercunting

When you throw something (typically the size of a bottle) at wall incredibly hard

Person 1: “dude I just thundercunted my hamster into the wall and now he’s not moving.”
Person 2: “WHY WOULD YOU THINK THUNDERCUNTING YOUR HAMSTER INTO THE WALL WAS A GOOD IDEA!?”

by Goji1954 October 5, 2025

thunderbumper

How some people say thunderstorm (actual electrical storms; not any of that sexual horse puckey).

The weather forecast for today is cloudy with occasional thunderbumpers.

by Telephony2 October 13, 2025