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swollen ostrich

1) n. A magnificent and legendary steed.

2) n. An unusually large ostrich who's bloatedness lets it rise into the air like a phoenix with you on its back.
Son: I saw a swollen ostrich in the sky today daddy!

Father: wtf?
by Chocobo93 July 10, 2009
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swole

Dude, you were swole 'cause you thought that girl liked you!
by Joanne May 13, 2005
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Swolle

Being pisssssed off to the fullest
"Mannn, I'm swolle as fuck!"
by Courtnastyyyy December 17, 2011
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Swollen Vulva

When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

OR

A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"
Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva
by Matt December 28, 2007
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Swole

A very large man who doesn't have any balls due to over usage of steroids.
Derek considers himself swole, but he's actually a very large chode!
by JBus March 7, 2014
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pockets on swole

Having pockets full of money, i.e. swolen
"Pockets on swole lookin like they got the mumps" - Yung Joc

"I pull up in tha lambo
Pockets stay on swole" - Bow Wow
by September 14, 2008
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Swole Patrol

crespi kid: bro we just got raped
ND kid: yeah, thats the swole patrol for you
by bigdaddy777 June 14, 2010
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