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swolve

1. To look fancy
2. a full rotation in a chair (not a rotating chair)
3. A whorestitute
4. yes. we did say whorestitute
6. 5 was swolved
7. an illegal move in a monopoly game
8. an aligator's left foot.
9. an aligator's right foot.
10. a word with too many definitions
11. A swear
1. he looks really swolve today
2. I just swolved the shit outta that chair (I'm black, it makes me swolve)
3. my ex-gf is such a swolve.
4. yes.
7. asshole, you won by swolving.
8. wtf?
9. yeah.
10. Swolve
11. SWOLVE YOU, you swolving son of a swolve
by whore-hey-pimplefuck April 18, 2008
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Beach Swole

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.
Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."
by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019
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swoove

To sing, whoop and move.
You're a swoover if you do all three!
A swoovie is a swoove selfie.
I love to swoove at weddings. I love my swoove classes. Pete is a really good swoover.
by Lady Feather January 29, 2016
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Swole Body

Someone who is very strong and buff who shows off in the weight room. They are usually looked at as a God of strength. Usually said at High Schools.
Athlete 1: Damn bro Johnny is showin' out in the weightroom
Athlete 2: Yeah he is the swole body!
by shaqboi1234 June 1, 2018
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Swoletariat

Absolutely built and cut super Chad gymbro who has a big heart and fights for the working class. The swoletariat is also Antifa and actively fights against homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, colorism, ableism, etc.
Gavin: You’re so built, do you lift bro ?
Baljeet: Nah, I LEFT bro. I’m a swoletariat. Join me in the Revolution ! * flexes right arm while holding the Communist Manefesto with the left arm*
by Based_leftist_bro April 22, 2021
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head swole

When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.
Yo my allergies are fucking killing me right now. Woke up this morning with my head swole as fuck.
by Bald Boy May 16, 2022
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Mystery solved

The illumination of a conundrum - an answer is given/deduced/made available to something that was previously puzzling.
Guy 1: Damn, I've been searching everywhere for my phone for the last hour!

Guy 2: Did you check your pockets?

Guy 1: Ah! Mystery solved.
by UrbanFanBoy January 10, 2011
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