John: I was in a car accident
Avery: you think that’s bad. I wear size 13 nikes...men’s size 13 nikes
John: *goes in shock because of how bad he situation is and forgets he’ll never be able to walk again*
Avery: you think that’s bad. I wear size 13 nikes...men’s size 13 nikes
John: *goes in shock because of how bad he situation is and forgets he’ll never be able to walk again*
by Just wanted to put one thing October 05, 2019
The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.
When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.
by Pointer of the Obvious September 24, 2008
Travel size relationships: When one goes somewhere for a specified length of time and finds somebody to sleep with for exactly that length of time. No more, no less. Normally only the traveler is aware of the actual lifespan of the relationship. These relationships are commonly encountered in military communities.
Hey bro, aren't you supposed to be seeing that hottie you met in Arizona while you were in training?
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.
by Littlemissme May 16, 2013
A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009
by dickluc July 07, 2021
Levels of general ability (intelligence) that are way below average; literally, IQ scores between 32 and 40, the typical range of bra sizes excluding cup size.
North Alabama has always had a goverance problem due to the bra-size IQs and general venality of public officeholders.
by Princess Lum November 27, 2005
“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?”
"A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"
"A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"
by FTJM October 21, 2022