Some one who invites you to a call just to complain about how about how a girl has been playing him. But then proceeds to be her best friends and share everything you and the boys were talking about.
Look at him. He's literary her foot mat just for the pipe.
When you try to be nice cause you're trying to lay the pipe, YOU'RE A SIMP!
When you try to be nice cause you're trying to lay the pipe, YOU'RE A SIMP!
by A true Uchiha April 4, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by dzsgzdbhtgh March 4, 2021
Get the Simpmug. simp: what do you call a person who chases girls then tells his friends they are up his dick? KHALID KARIM
by polkadotes May 31, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. A boy who hangs around multiple women, thinks their funny, but still gets no pussy. Has no chance with women but always complains about wanting a girlfriend. They sometimes admit to their short-sights but deep down they dislike themselves and wish they could change to a king.
by Bitch ass, Wack ass, No-bitch February 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Somone that says anything and will do anything regardless of how they actually feel about a women to get in thier pants.
AkA White Knights
They usually get licked like suckes and or are the ones that get caught in thirst traps.
AkA White Knights
They usually get licked like suckes and or are the ones that get caught in thirst traps.
by White Knights Unite November 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Noun.
Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.
Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.
"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."
"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."
"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."
by Fuhrer Hund May 1, 2021
Get the Simpmug.