sHITBAG and DILLHOLE

a pair of sub-human superheros thunked up by two immature kids while riding public transportation. These superheros fight crime with their unusual talents by flinging poo and stench.

sHITBAG: a colostomy bag
DILLHOLE: a super moist, smelly, hairy hole...

sometimes accompanied by their pal LOcKJAW

MY GOD!!!! OH THE HORROR!!! wait! look! its sHITBAG and DILLHOLE here to save the day!!!

by COL! July 26, 2006

Shitbag

A douchebag.

OMG, Amanda. Scott is such a shitbag . I can't believe that he just stopped talking to you.

by BabydollDame22 November 17, 2016

shitbag

One whos name begins with Sam and ends in my.

Sammy = shitbag!

by Sexy Sammy August 18, 2003

shitbreak

Individual who constantly uses the employee restroom for number twos (Dump, Drop mud, Crap)...Use sears dammit.

That damn shitbreak is in the bathroom taking another dump.

by PGA April 29, 2003

shitbird

a rare bread of half bird half shithead.

"Ryan is a shitbird."

by Beanpantsman December 12, 2009

Shitbird

A guy that only hangs out and isn't cool or trustworthy. His most note-worthy characteristic is that he shamelessly tries to hook up with your ex-girlfriends or your friends' ex-girlfriends while still trying to be a part of the group. It is also likely that he is only part of the group because he wants hook up with the exes. A Shitbird is arrogant, stupid, and difficult to shoo off.

#1: "Oh great here comes Herbert."
#2: "Did you see him talking to Janice? He's such a Shitbird."
#1: "Caw...caw...caw"

by The Whale, man. April 19, 2009

shitbrit

That Ye Olde English literature that all of your high school teachers can drone on about for a good hour EVERYDAY OF HIGH SCHOOL. NAWT that great, sorry Jane Austen. Honestly, the only reason people like shitbrit is because it was one of the first things ever written and that's why it was such an achievement. SMH

wanda: "hey I'm reading Pride and Prejudice... such meaningful British literature."
minnie: "wow COLs that's some shitbrit if I've ever heard of it" COLs again
Wanda: Fine. I'll go read Beowulf.
Minnie: EVEN worse.

by edge of a precipIce September 25, 2010