schloompa

A large hairy dong.

Mark was sucking my schloompa last night.

by Schloompalover July 11, 2016

Schlopp Sauce

a beverage that is acquired at a fast food joint

Juan: "You want a sip of the Schlopp Sauce?"

Uriel: "You know I like the Schlopp Sauce"

by BrothaLoaf August 16, 2016

Schlumped

The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.

She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.

by @slumpful May 7, 2017

schlumperoni

couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion

Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then

by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018

shlompdoof

An unnecessarily long way of mentioning the male genitalia

Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and ride my suck my shlompdoof?

by Sierra Lenker March 9, 2018

Shlomp

A thin useless waste of space.

You are a shlomp.

by Pyroethical July 23, 2018

Schloop

When a male dog slurps its red rocket back into its rocket pocket.

My dog's red rocket was hangin' out. So I told him to put it away. Immediately it went schloop, and back into its rocket pocket it went!

by A dude of many words August 2, 2018