Rusty Hidalgo

When a guy gets fucked in the ass by his girlfriend with a dildo, or other long, hard, object and then performs oral sex on the dildo.

Ben likes to receive Rusty Hidalgo's, because he can get pounded in the ass and suck himself off.

by Jorge Luis Villarosa April 23, 2008

rusty bishop

Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.

These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.

It took Janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.

by PhillyD-train December 14, 2008

Rusty Mingo

To be known as a person that wears a mullet and mustache with pornstar confidence while performing a dirty sanchez.

John was often referred to as a 'Rusty Mingo' while describing his sexual escapades.

Phil yelled: "Good damn Eli! You sure pulled off the 'Rusty Mingo' in that threesome.
Eli replied : "You know it...my mullet and moustache were rockin' it!

The lure of the Kavorka is not as powerful as the the lure of the Rusty Mingo Kavorka.

by Pheli December 22, 2010

rusty wakelin

An eye-opening rendition of the rusty trombone makes this a memorable way to say good morning! A man is awakened by his partner rimming him, while at the same time giving him a vigorous reach around. The skeet from the hand job is then used to style his hair to keep it out of his face.

I was ready for a full day of work in an ad agency – and looking good - after Liz started my day with a rusty wakelin!

by Slappy Cheeselog December 11, 2008

rusty trombone

Having your brown eye tongue punched while simultaniously reciving a hand job.

Want to play a tune on my rusty trombone?

by Ballicker October 18, 2008

Rusty Trombone

To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.

by Andy Rush January 20, 2003

rusty gillespie

Rimjob while getting a handjob only to fart and fill the cheeks of the "giver"

I loved Heidi. Partly for her wavy blonde hair but mostly for the fact she didn't mind when I Rusty Gillespie'd her.

by John Paul Bones December 28, 2005