rusty ratchet

An older woman that makes ratchet decisions.

That rusty ratchet can't get her shit together.

by Redneck Mac March 11, 2016

Rusty lantern

When you are having PIV sex in doggie style and you insert a lit glow stick in the ass.

My girlfriend and I did the rusty lantern last night and she looked so bright and beautiful

by Hixkix915 February 8, 2017

rusty girder

A shit that won’t flush and sits at the bottom of the toilet slowly dissolving.

Hey Mike you know that shit I had this morning, well it just refuses to flush and it just sits there looking more and more like a rusty girder

by Chivchovs October 29, 2017

Rusty Muck

The Rusty Muck is a place of societal gatherings, where the council decides your fate as a lil baby! Graduates of the Rusty Muck are automatically better than people who haven't.

Don't say that to Hoza, hes been at the Rusty Muck since he was a lil baby!

by Thegentlemen69 May 24, 2021

Rusty Brusselers

The act of recieving fellatio while simultaneously placing a sports bet on an electronic device.

"My wife gave me a serious Rusty Brusselers in the bathroom last night!"

"I won twice last night. Rusty Brusselers and a hundred bucks!"

by Pigeonsrus February 8, 2019

Rusty Rooster

When one preforms sex first thing in the morning and finds that one's partner has begun menses.

Our pregnancy scare ended this morning when Jill gave me a Rusty Rooster.

by Sam Johnson bound June 29, 2014

rusty hoe

A dirty stupid crusty ass whore who would fuck, ride, or suck any type of dick. She also had so much dick her pussy is falling apart piece by piece. She does not do this for money, she just loves big, small, short, long, hairy, shave, dick with either big or small balls.

You rusty ass hoe. rusty hoe

by KVNGGREENS April 28, 2017