orville redenbacher

cockney rhyming slang for 'Shocker'

Sometimes abbreviated to orville.

That guy just got blown out by three chicks in a row. He's having an absolute orville.

Two in the pink, one in the stink, gave her a cheeky orville redenbacher.

by jazzyfizzle98 November 19, 2010

Redenbacher

A 35+ year old man who goes for the younger ladies. Usually goes to clubs and other places where younger women hang out so that he can try to get with them.

Wow Stacy, that redenbacher I was with last night was great and showed me a lot of new things to do while having intercourse.

by 345674523 August 17, 2008

reading the mail

eavesdropping on a conversation; sandbagging (ham radio lingo)

A ham radio operator tunes her radio to a frequency frequented by other hams, usually people she knows. She can listen in on their QSO without them knowing it.

"So I was *ahem* reading the mail this morning on 2 meters..."

by rubberbiscuit August 11, 2009

Reading Wankers

Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.

These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s

Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"

by pwbcallday June 7, 2010

Reaven

A woman with Phat Charmin like butt cheeks.

Dang that girl has nice Reaven.

by Genes1974 December 6, 2017

free reading

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004

lightweight reader

Someone who gets sleepy or passes out shortly after starting to read.

"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."

by Orionis70 March 18, 2012