cabbage patch

A term used for a red head- due to the fact 'cabbage patch kids' had tendencies to be red haird and have freckles. Also a slang used for the box of a red headed female.
1. Jade you crazy ass cabbage patch, BEAT IT!
2. Them brunettes have a thing for that cabbage patch...
by Alotafagina May 04, 2006
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Soul Patch

Basically, a facial hair feature that resembles a Hitler mustache that migrated south, but otherwise having little to no relation to the genocidal fascist dictator, and not at all necessarily bad or evil. Opinions upon the soul patch can vary widely from person to person. Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't necessarily have to mean or indicate anything.
Woman 1: "Why are you dating that creep? He's got that weird tuft of hair below his lower lip..."*shudders*
Woman 2: "I actually think the whole soul patch thing is kinda sexy."

I wouldn't be caught dead, dying, or undead wearing that stupid square "soul patch" crap above my chin.
by 1pro3u September 21, 2013
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donkey patch

West Indian term to describe a woman's vagina with hair.
Man, that ho has one hairy donkey patch
by Randall Rolling February 07, 2008
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Cabbage Patch

A Highly unattractive woman, usually with nice flowery names such as 'Rose'. Dont be fooled, this does not hide the fact that they are Rank!
These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.

Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.

The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.
Look at the state of that Cabbage Patch over there, what a fucking Rotter! I bet the bloke who fucked that has got severe Knobrot!
by SproggleBump July 18, 2010
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cum patch

The Tattoo that girls get just above their ass.
"Man, that chicks got a cum patch!"
by Nemesis April 19, 2005
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Cow patch

A love bite lol, a REALLY big one!
A:look at that icky on your neck lol!
B: its the size of a cow patch innit? I know! (goes red lol)
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
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Garbage Patch

Name given to large marinal areas where rubbish collects in what has become known as the 'Subtropic Gyro': a gigantic whirlpool in the middle of the the North Pacific ocean nicknamed 'Strangelove Ocean'! (refers of course to the old Dr. himself!)

Concerned scientists has called these no-fish areas 'dead zones'* where there is shortage of life-affirming O2. Other concerns relating to the depleted sealife-forms are the coral areas in the Great Barrier Reef that marine biologists call these vulnerable pollution-sensitive 'bleached'-out corals 'sea reserves', 'marine rainforests' or collectively 'endangered oceans'!

*Also called OMZs (oxygen-mnimum zones), 'paper parks'.
Similiar places on Earth that have the same problem with Garbage Patch are the Kleenix Trail in the Tibetan base camp at Nepal where climbers and tourons leave their trash behind them and Crap Alley; the mountainous climber-magnet distanation in Glencoe, Scotland.
by hammer---;, hytham April 15, 2007
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