Patronous

The only known defense against dementors. Patronouses take the form of an animal.

Your patronous is a Capuchin Monkey.

by HeavyClawRptor September 21, 2017

parrino

One of the coolest things ever to exist. A Parrino jumps over rainbows, flys to the moon, eats raw mushrooms and destroys bedrock in mine craft!!!!

Woah u just destroyed bedrock in mine craft and also killed a zombie at the same time!!! Cool

Yeah ima Parrino mannnnn

by Peachdrop October 30, 2017

Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018

Parrot

A swear word. Basis by the mockery one receives for their inability to say parrot correctly.

Parrot! I forgot the bag!
Stupid cat! I should have parroted it.

by Darn it was used June 12, 2018

Parsons

Parsons are usually tall handsome and charming. There from Germany but on acasion can be found in the USA. They first some reason support socialism, and some people even believe them to be a myth to scare the American people. If you ever come across one be warned they are extremely athletic attractive and may speak in there native language (German) The best course of Action in case of crossing one give them some ki d of fruit or vegetable, because they are known to be health nuts.

Be careful I heard there's Parsons hiding out here.

by Weston_the great June 1, 2020

parrenthorn

a high school ran by a cokehead

Went for a mad nic sesh in the toilets at parrenthorn

by jay hitler November 26, 2020

pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.

Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!

by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021