myspaceturbating

n. the act of sitting in ones room and surfing Myspace while masturbating

Tarhead you are late for formation. Stop Myspaceturbating!

by anonympous January 26, 2009

myspace pda

MySpace Public Display of Affection
When everything you post has to deal with your boyfriend or girlfriend.
Includes:
-Every bulletein you post is about your bf/gf.
-Your display name includes your bf/gfs name. (Such as bill's girl or sally <3's bill.)
-You have a whole album dedicated to pictures of them.
-Your status always has something about your bf/gf. (such as bill and I are hanging out. so loves him!)

Girl 1: Brittany is totally myspace pdaing.
Girl 2: Yeah, i heard she posted a blog about him.
Girl 1: well, im not going to tell her i made out with him at that party. She might murder me.

by folie a duex January 28, 2009

myspace flood

that time of day when all of a sudden all or most of your friends are online. usually when all the myspace drama goes on.

I need to get online now! there's gonna be a myspace flood soon!

by JourniexJoykill January 28, 2009

myspacers

People who spend all their life on myspace.
I have nothing aganist them. Its their choice. See myspace whores

Person 1: So..wanna go to the movies or something?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm on myspace.
Person 1: Hey do you wanna go?
Person 2: Nahhh I'm chilling on myspace.
Person 1: You freaking myspacers.

by Sammers <33 March 13, 2009

myspace whore

A person is a myspace whore when they post many pictures at angles with terrible lighting that makes your eyes bleed, constantly post bulletins asking to add this person or that group, having more "friends" than they could ever have or remember if myspace never existed, and has thier page so fubar'ed with contrasting colors and crappy fonts that cause eye strain and enough blinking objects to, again, make your eyes bleed and possibly even cause an epileptic siezure. Also like to screw up the formatting so the page is wider than your screen even with the rez set to maximum along with a music player that plays loud, annoying music when you load the page.

Caution should be taken if you call them out on being said myspace whores. They have a hard time letting go of the past and will turn people against you, even if they never met you, which makes them no better than the myspace whore(s). Usually this only happens if the people live in a small town because they are out of touch with reality and sometimes, like in my case, have a broken sense of whats right and wrong which I think was caused by religion.

Myspace Whore: Awsome, I finally got my site all prettied up with black background, loud annoying music player, 800+ friends,most of whom I don't know, glittery words, hard to read font and contrasting colors that make you strain your eyes, pictures of random things that blink and could be a health hazard to someone, and my pictures of me at angles AND in the mirror!

by someonewhoknowsrightfromwrong November 16, 2010

MySpace

Now a site for hipsters and douche bags.

What's a MySpace?

by Caerful September 1, 2013

myspace

A desolate empty, lifeless wasteland

"The myspace continued for a hundred thousand miles..."

by Wantsum??? October 3, 2014