muddy wheelbarrow 

Sexual position where the man takes a dump on the girl's back, then holds her legs up at waist level, and proceeds to have sex with her while she walks around the room with her hands.

Dude, last night after we went to Wendy's, I totally gave that girl a muddy wheelbarrow while listening to John Mayer.

muddy wheelbarrow by Monkeyfat January 6, 2008

Muddy Cone 

Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.

The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.

Muddy Cone by Jack Goff November 24, 2007

munay 

Filipino flower that produces ammonia like odor, secretes red nectar with corned beef strands every four weeks, has an Elmer's glue like honey that boys love to eat. It has also a nut on the center that boys love to lick.

John: hmmm! The Munay smells so good!
Evelyn: Come and have some pretty boy.

munay by Kookoorookookoo November 29, 2013

Muddy Day 

when the whole day you constantly need to go to the restroom and have explosive diarreah

Person 1: Hey John, i am having such a Muddy day.
Person 2: haha i hate that shit

Muddy Day by csusb person, yes it me May 27, 2009

mandymooreatory 

A combination of Mandy Moore and mandatory, meaning it is necessary to do something if you wanna get with a girl and used primarily in reference to a girl that is so fine it is necessary to get those digits ASAP

Damn man, I saw this one girl at the park today and let me just say, she was lookin' so nice it was mandymooreatory for me to make a move on her dawg.

If you wanna get some brain in the front seat of the hummer, it is mandymooreatory that you treat yo girl with some respect.

Now I ain't she a gold digger, but its mandymooreatory you get a prenup with this girl.

mandymooreatory by KiDSmiT December 28, 2009

Muddy Minge 

A prolonged period of time at a music festival can cause a great deal of sweating, drinking; therefore urinating and exposure to mud and piss-filled pints of beer.

The combination of these things can lead to a rather unpleasent aroma developing in the vaginal area; an odour which will remian for the duration of the festival due to the lack of adequate showering and general hygiene facillities.

Thus, girls may suffer from the well known phenomenon termed "a muddy minge".

Deeksy- "Fucking hell. I shagged this girl at Leeds Fest last year but I refused to go down on her."

Some guy- "Why man?"

Deeksy- "She had a right muddy minge!"

Muddy Minge by BeefQuarmby January 30, 2010

muddy popcorn shrimp 

when you have severe diareah and it comes out looking like muddy popcorn shrimp.

"omg dude i total just hatched a muddy popcorn shrimp after eating kfc!"

muddy popcorn shrimp by totalbastardguy March 4, 2010