Mose

This chrome dome, Johnny sins lookin ass has the literal LARGEST COCK in all of the land. He is the leading cause of mortality in women 18-26, you can guess the cause of death. When he walks his cobra hangs past his feet, dragging behind him wherever he goes. He tears a path through concrete when he goes on walks, and is the biggest of road damage in his city.

I lost my mom and sisters to Mose. Their funerals will be next week.

Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.

by Hank Steele June 10, 2021

moses sumney

peak human. or is he human? who knows i sure don’t.

“oh shit it that moses sumney?”
“yea, bow down (and stream græ)”

by mosessumneyfan22 November 22, 2021

Moses

Drawn from the River

Moses was a baby when he was drawn from the river by Pharaoh’s daughter.

by MilkyWay07 November 23, 2021

Moses

Someone who is kind hearted and loving, seeking to cheer others up, is trusting and not picky. Very curious and will always keep trying to do his best. His presence alone allows the truth to come to light and those around him to face the secrets they have been hiding from everyone, even maybe forgetting the truth themselves. A wonderful person who knows what he likes and is not to be taken for granted. Because his heart is so pure he is not to be forsaken, nor used and abused, yet revered for the humble man he is, a honest loving peace-filled man. Through him as a vessel for the most High, the impossible is possible

Dude, did you see that? I didn’t think that was possible.
Ya, he’s Moses.

by lovingAwareness November 23, 2021

Moses Docs

Sandals

See that Friar, his Moses Docs are deadly

by pinch72 July 20, 2023

Moses

Verb. To seperate the risotto in order to check if it needs more liquid. If the risotto stays parted (so if moses can walk through with dry feet), it needs more liquid.

1) Dude, is the food ready? - Hold on, let me moses

by Remcovdborn November 29, 2020

Moses

A name-calling insult for a person who does stupendous actions, such as falling down out of nowhere, or dying hilariously amusing.

You were one big Moses when you fell down the stairs the other day...
I can't believe he became this much of a Moses in this one game...
MOOOSSSEEESSSS!!!

by stringlord363 February 4, 2025