The Moses

The person who is at the head of an impromptu line or group of traveling people.

(Narration by David Attenborough)
"As the group ventured across the field, a young female assumed the role of "the Moses".

by reubentheboobinjewbin October 10, 2011

Drop down and get your Moses on

see Drop down and get your jesus on

for all the jews out there...brew pride

by TItties January 26, 2005

Lil Mosey

Trash, absolute garbage, can I get an amen?

"Did you listen to that new Lil Mosey?"
"Nah I was too busy listening to Young Thug. Lil mosey is gay and if you like him, you're gay too. I will proceed to kill you, not because your gay, nah im not homophobic you do you, but cause you like Lil Mosey."

by @epicrapaccount October 10, 2020

mosexual

Shorthand slang for "homosexual"; generally used in a humorous tone, by other gay men.

Do you see that guy's jeans!? Oh my god, he is a raging mosexual!

by joesmith40 September 16, 2006

Lil Mosey

The definition of a fucking whore and a slut.

Someone who fucks other people right when they are done with you.

Fucks all your friends in front of you.

Lil Mosey wants to bang you then all your friends and then ignores you to the point where she is a bitch.

by Middle eastern Pomegranates September 24, 2019

Moses rape

the opposite of jesus rape only with moses.

if someone is jesus raping you and your jewish you can moses rape them just for kicks.

"stop jesus raping me or ill moses rape you!"

by Samatha12345678901 October 30, 2008

Moses

A scraggly closet gay who gets turned on by Yoda and hipster French boys.

Guy 1: "I have to tell you something..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I'm a Moses"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! Hide all the French males"

by scragglymanchild April 21, 2017