Mosed

New Zealand colloquialism

To be absolutley dominated.

To destroy leaving no trace.

To pound. Hard.

"I mosed that chick on saturday night, she was still walking funny on wednesday"

"Canterbury mosed Wellington 147-0"

"Rome was mosed by the Visigoths in AD 410"

"that little british guy mosed Klitschko in 5 rounds"

by The Bone Collector February 6, 2010

Mosed

To flake; to ditch or bail last minute; to mislead about future plans; or to completely bounce without goodbye.

Where is Daryl at? I can't find him anywhere. He must have mosed.

by Moses1011 June 7, 2011

Mosed

a sexy young man that can take anyones girl

Mosed is too sexy to define.

by Clarke200 November 25, 2021

Moosed

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER July 28, 2019

Malcom Moses

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.

"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"

by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012

i moved

when you fall for the bullshit on stan twitter

girl 1: omg ariana releasing a new album tonight

girl 2: i moved

by stxrrmochi March 1, 2021

moseydick

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task

I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.

by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020