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the jews 

a generic scapegoat for any "who" question
Who the hell ate all the Doritos?

The Jews...
the jews by andygriffin April 21, 2009
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The Jews 

It's the same thing. The religion is exactly the same except they patched in eternal damnation and pre-forgivness for being evil inherently.
Hym "You hate the Christian Nationalists ne the Jews are the exact same thing! The rules are the same. Being gay is a sin in Judaism. All the rules are the same. It's the same thing!"

A Dork "It's the Nationalism!"

Hym "It ain't the fucking Nationalism bitch... Get out if here with that shit..."
The Jews by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

nuke the jews 

nuke the jews by You_mad_bro? March 24, 2021

Horgan, King of the Jews 

a drug obsessed lunatic whose sole concern in life is to acquire drugs and alcohol to feed his addiction. He cares about no one but himself, and makes it known through his conniving, jewish, douchey actions. When caught in the act (as he normally is) he attempts to be slick but ends up making himself look more scummy and retarded than he already is. basically, he is a pathetic waste of life
Person 1: Dude what the fuck man my ounce is gone, and my wallet

Person 2 : What the fuck, who could have taken it?

Person 1: that British kid, I think they call him Horgan, King of the Jews

why Hitler killed the jews 

Because they are their oreos without milk.
eww you eat Oreos without Milk, you know that's why Hitler killed the Jews right?

the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear 

A memorable line said by Peter Gibbons in Office Space. Used as a sarcastic rejoinder to overblown Nazi comparisons, especially comparisons to yellow stars.
"Vaccine passports are literally yellow stars"
"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear"

land of the jews 

where jon stewart hangs out
land of the jews by ty December 13, 2003
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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