Millennial

A simultaneously apathetic, arrogant, and ignorant fuck whose only claim to maturity is the hair on his/her pubis.

"Fuck the homeless! They can go out and get a job just like the rest of us," said the (often unemployed) millennial from his parents' basement, thinking he/she has the world by the balls, though his/her 20-something perspective is about as broad as my ass crack. Ironically, this narrow-sightedness is reflected by the way he/she talks out his/her ass.

by Omniscient Old Fart April 28, 2017

millered

To shoplift from Goodwill.

Where did you get this broken home interior stuff? I Millered it from the Goodwill while the checkout girl was adjusting the baby in her stomach.

by LCSulla52 February 13, 2004

millennial autism

Millenial autism is a serious disease that many children have. People like Danielle Brogolli is a perfect example of this and was the first well recorded patient. Since then people lile lil tay, woah vickey, lil pump, 6ix 9ine, and many others have contracted this disease. Currently the only cure is death, but researchers are working day and night to find a cure. Syptoms include:
Claiming to be trapping on the block
Listening to trash mumble rap

Claiming to be from the hood

And lastly if they start speaking weird.

I'm sorry Your son had Millennial Autism

by Somekid 11 August 20, 2018

millennial gray

The sad depressive hue of the color gray which many millennials coat their life in. The color reflects how Millennials went from non-sense happiness, looking at cartoon network and Nickelodeon in the 90's to Inflation and depression in the early 2020's.

Dude, you really painted your room that your are renting with five other people to Millennial Gray? It really shows how old you are.

by AvacadoToast March 1, 2023

millenium hippie

Someone who listens to Bob Marley on their ipod, does not shower till they have to, wears shorts and flip flops and is infatuated with girls with smelly/dirty feet.

"This guy I know drives a jetta barefoot with stank pit fresh out of the drum circle on his cell phone, He's such a millenium hippie."

by Hippy Lover November 7, 2007

millennial

someone who gets triggered extremely easily by everything

stranger: it's such a nice day today!
millennial: dont assume my gender

by sofia joke December 25, 2016

millennial

A group of self entitled group of people who are lazy, have no ambition, and are easily offended by jokes making fun of them. Oh and they don't know how to use a can opener.

I don't know how to use a hand held can opener, because I'm a millennial.

by Schnacky December 3, 2016