The act of justifying an otherwise irrational purchase, through application of flawed logic, logical fallacies, and liberal use of arithmetical gymnastics; often with little to no true bearing on the actual costs of the purchase, or value at play.
E.g. "If I buy the Porsche 911 instead of leasing it, it should cost less, as I'm amazing at selling cars, and this one's great and will probably increase in value cos it's black. So that's like, erm, $90,000, less what, $10k for depreciation... so yeah I can afford it, it'll only cost me $10k to run the car... Yeah It's kinda man math but yeah!"
by DrPep July 26, 2019
Get the Man Math mug.A soul out of this world, with a main purpose of spreading Love beyond imagination to all that She crosses path with. Lord knows, that the one person She chooses to give Her heart to, is sure to Love every cellulite in Her body. When Love itself is cliche, She heightens the meaning of the word with every stroke of each letter that forms it; L-O-V-E. We can drown the meaning in metaphors all we want but Her Love usually boils down to one thing; "Happiness". Just absolute Breath-taking Happiness.
Only You Mathani = )
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This thing is the worst thing you can ever have. Say you take a math test and you didn’t know it was happening and you fail; your parent would get mad at you FOR NOW KNOWING A QUIZ. Another example is that let’s just say that you finish early and your teacher says “did you check your work” and you say no, but you knew all the answers. Your teacher will be like “ GO CHECK YOUR WORK OR YOU HAVE DETENTION”. Another example is that in your future life you won’t need to know how to find circumference, it won’t matter, it’s also boring, like really boring. Finally this is what is stands for. Mindboring, Awful, The, hardest, thing ever set there.
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Any math besides statistics that you learn after seventh grade is just there so they can have some math to teach you. Nobody gives a shit about the quadratic formula. Hell, you won't even use that for engineering! All I can think of using anything above seventh grade for is a math teacher.
Fuck math
Any math besides statistics that you learn after seventh grade is just there so they can have some math to teach you. Nobody gives a shit about the quadratic formula. Hell, you won't even use that for engineering! All I can think of using anything above seventh grade for is a math teacher.
Fuck math
by Nickodemus Bartholomew November 6, 2008
Get the Math mug.Mental calculation performed prior to an event or "hectic time" in which you try to determine the next opportunity you will have to masturbate.
I did the masturbation math...I leave tomorrow and I know I'll be bunking with a friend. If I don't masturbate tonight, I'll have to wait 8 days until I get home from vacation.
by Dirty Band-Aid September 3, 2010
Get the Masturbation Math mug.It's simply a form of expression to a lot of people. It means whatever the Fuck you want it to mean. It's a dynamic mathaFacka as you'll see below. It'll help get you through them days when you only have a two-page dictionary in your buffer. Use it to fill in those empty spaces in your daily conversation like you hear people do with the word Fuck, but with more of a street-like twist.
It's a verb,
it's a noun,
it's a mathaFacka
It's a verb,
it's a noun,
it's a mathaFacka
Comedian Bernie Mac said it best..
"I'm gonna break down what the word 'mathaFacka' actually means. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word 'mathaFacka,' 'cause the word 'mathaFacka' is a noun. It describes a person, place or thing. It's just expression. You might see three or four brothers together. You might hear the word 'mathaFacka' 32 times. And you might hear just two regular English words. But the conversation makes sense like a mathaFacka. Everybody can understand it. Don't be afraid of the word 'mathaFacka.' I'm gonna break it down to you. If you out there this afternoon and you see about three or four brothers talkin, you might hear a conversation, and it go like this:
'You seen that mathaFackin Bobby?
That mathaFacka owe me 35 mathaFackin dollars. He told me he gonna pay my mathaFackin money last mathaFackin week. I ain't seen this mathaFacka yet.
I'm not gonna chase this mathaFacka for my 35 mathaFackin dollars. I called the mathaFacka four mathaFackin times, but the mathaFacka won't call me back. I called his mama the other mathaFackin day.
She gonna play like the mathaFacka weren't in. I started to cuss her mathaFackin ass out, but I didn't want no mathaFackin trouble. But I'll tell you one mathaFackin thing.
The next mathaFackin time I see this mathaFacka, and he ain't got my mathaFackin money, I'm gonna bust
his mathaFackin head!'
..and I'm out this mathaFacka."
"I'm gonna break down what the word 'mathaFacka' actually means. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word 'mathaFacka,' 'cause the word 'mathaFacka' is a noun. It describes a person, place or thing. It's just expression. You might see three or four brothers together. You might hear the word 'mathaFacka' 32 times. And you might hear just two regular English words. But the conversation makes sense like a mathaFacka. Everybody can understand it. Don't be afraid of the word 'mathaFacka.' I'm gonna break it down to you. If you out there this afternoon and you see about three or four brothers talkin, you might hear a conversation, and it go like this:
'You seen that mathaFackin Bobby?
That mathaFacka owe me 35 mathaFackin dollars. He told me he gonna pay my mathaFackin money last mathaFackin week. I ain't seen this mathaFacka yet.
I'm not gonna chase this mathaFacka for my 35 mathaFackin dollars. I called the mathaFacka four mathaFackin times, but the mathaFacka won't call me back. I called his mama the other mathaFackin day.
She gonna play like the mathaFacka weren't in. I started to cuss her mathaFackin ass out, but I didn't want no mathaFackin trouble. But I'll tell you one mathaFackin thing.
The next mathaFackin time I see this mathaFacka, and he ain't got my mathaFackin money, I'm gonna bust
his mathaFackin head!'
..and I'm out this mathaFacka."
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