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Malian Club-Clapping

Malian Club-Clapping is the act of inserting metal beads into ur urethra letting them loose. Then swing ur hog like a propeller to rattling noise, also use ur dong to slap people, animals, objects, etc. to make a maraca affect
Yo remember that time you hit the Malian Club-Clapping when we did salvia
by Sealvester November 15, 2025
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Malinak

Verb - to injure oneself inexplicably, or through a senseless act.

Past tense: Malinak’d

Derived from The Blaze producer Keith Malinak and his history of weird injuries.
“How did you Malinak yourself this time?”
Beats me. I was walking on flat ground, and sprained my ankle.”

“I was cutting fruit, and Malinak’d my finger with the knife tip”
by Brady Hartzfield December 11, 2025
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maligger

Shorthand in politically incorrect psychology circles for the T Rex of narcissists: The MALIGNANT NARCISSIST!
Damn son, KitKat is about the coolest fuckin’ chick there is. Her dad had to be an absolute saint to raise a girl like that into such a wonderful woman. Hard to believe that chick came from the vag of such a malignant narcissist. Ever met her? What a MALIGGER!
by Fatbird69 December 25, 2025
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maligger

Shorthand in politically incorrect psychology circles for the T Rex of narcissists: The MALIGNANT NARCISSIST!
Damn son, KitKat is about the coolest fuckin’ chick there is. Her dad had to be an absolute saint to raise a girl like that into such a wonderful woman. Hard to believe that chick came from the vag of such a malignant narcissist. Ever met her? What a MALIGGER!
by Fatbird69 December 25, 2025
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Malinga

Omg he's such a Malinga
by Ricoooooooooooooooooo January 5, 2026
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Mozeen Malig

When a french teacher can't pronounce anything properly
U annoy me Mozeen Malig, looook at dis boi, Jeezzus Cristtt.
by Yes matey December 2, 2016
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chacha malinga

Something you say when you are ready to fucking party. Can be day or night, doesn’t matter. Chacha Malingaaaaaaa!

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Hey Phoebe. Chacha malingaaaaa?!
by Pug girl December 11, 2019
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