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malayka

malayka=zaddy.
i need a malayka
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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mad mackay

a mad, fat, musical man who smells terrible, sweats like a pig, calls everyone son (including girls and people his own age), never remembers names including his own, has the word mackay somewhere in his name and is mentally retarded.
Girl: sits down in a classroom
Mad MacKay: ''You can't sit there, son!!!'
Girl: thinks to herself 'what a mad mackay!!!'
by scottdastalker January 15, 2011
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maclay Maclayne malaysia Malaya malay Malayah Mackayla Macayla Malayna Malayiah

Malaysian Hurricane

Having sexual acts with someone of asian/middle eastern heritage while spinning her atop your penis, and violently screaming the aladdin theme song.
by Dr.Ripanus November 12, 2015
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Malaysia

You're such a Malaysia !
by GayCupcake March 20, 2017
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Malaysian Wedding Anniversary

When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.
Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!

Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!
by The Educator of the Kama Sutra December 20, 2011
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malayna petersen

A simple-minded dumbass who cares about no one around her
No derp Malayna Petersen is the dumbest person you’ll ever see
by The malayna hater November 24, 2017
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malaysian cup holder

Wrapping one person's penis around a shot glass filled with a liquor of choice and from there pouring it into anothers mouth.
Did you see Barry?! Him and Jason just enjoyed a Malaysian Cup holder!
by Rufus Spooner April 29, 2006
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