Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you

I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace

by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016

Nut-Lag

When you bust a fat nut(s) so hard you feel like you have jet lag

Bro i nutted 5 times i have Nut-Lag

by shorbz_ December 17, 2019

Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.

After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.

by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020

ad lag

Noun. The internet lag one experiences from too many advertisements. Usually a consequence of visiting adult, free streaming, etc sites without ad blockers and/or adware/malware/virus infection.

"I tried to juice my root chakra but all the ad lag ruined my nut sauce recipe! P.S. you might wanna Malwarebytes your PC. I wasn't patient zero but I def didn't quarantine my dick sneeze if you know what I mean."

by DatNguh19 October 16, 2020

chat lag

A long time delay while chatting, e.g. some hours or days, so its difficult to catch up with the subject.

A:Hey, I have to tell you something!
B doesnt respond.
B, days later: Yeah, tell me!
A: Chat lag! What were we talking about?

by lodre December 26, 2012

Hill lag

While playing a mmorpg and trying to control a hill or high ground for strategic advantage, the game lags and you are taken out by a head shot and or energy sword.

God damn you Leroy and your hill lag.

I gotta stop leeching off my neighbors wireless, this hill lag is really fucking me, I need to move out of my parents basement.

by 95camry4life January 22, 2013

bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.

Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.

by Tommyt August 12, 2012