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Job- Lagged

When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.
Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"

customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"
by politicallyuncompromising November 13, 2010
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Movie lag

When after watching a movie, particularly a scary one. you will think about how scary the movie was or the scary Parts of the movie

Symptoms include paranoia, afraid to go sleep, feeling like your hearing sounds, all the lights on in the house, not wanting to be alone especially at night. Usually last about a week or until the person has gotten over the movie
Girl why you got all the lights on in the house ?

Because there might be a ghost in the dark

Girl you got movie lag
by Raven Marvie April 27, 2019
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food lag

Like the jet lag but speaking of food, when your food time habits are delayed compared to your social environment.
-Dude, are you dinning right now? It's like 2:00 AM !
-Yes I know, stuck in food lag...."
by satch_mo February 26, 2017
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chat lag

A long time delay while chatting, e.g. some hours or days, so its difficult to catch up with the subject.
A:Hey, I have to tell you something!
B doesnt respond.
B, days later: Yeah, tell me!
A: Chat lag! What were we talking about?
by lodre December 26, 2012
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Lag Bags

Noun.

An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
"Qurl did u sea La Fawnduh's Lag Bags?!"

"Yea! That bitch be almost 70 and they stil be up!"
by iRideDragons June 2, 2012
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Scope Lag

Scope lag is a specific type of lag in Battlefield:Bad Company where the reticule of the scope first appears to be misaligned with the scope itself. Then when you move the left thumb-stick, the reticule moves while the entire black screen stays. if the lag is bad enough, you can move away from the black screen and even see your hands.It's really annoying.
Scope lag is a reminder that it's just a game because scope lag doesn't happen in real life-hopefully.
by notmyname2356 December 14, 2009
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Lag Vest

A term used to describe the protection a player receives from a shit connection.
“Fuck, I’m down. Careful he’s got a Lag Vest.”
“He ate like 10 shots what the fuck.”
“He’s got a Lag Vest don’t worry.”
Holy shit I should be dead, thank god for my Lag Vest.”
by TheRedAngel September 1, 2019
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