Kakper

Some who wacks off to Morgan Freeman on instagram

You're such a fucking kakper

by Gandalf-the-white August 1, 2017

Promise Keeper

A man of the homosexual persuasion.

Origin: Homosexual males are generally more sensitive than heterosexual males. As opposed to heterosexual males, dicksmoking faggots will quite often keep their promises, thus the name Promise Keeper.

Look at those two guys over there chowing each others cable (see:chowing cable) and being sensitive, what a couple of Promise Keepers.

by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004

trapper keeper

a trans girl (trap), who you want to be your trophy wife except you can't afford her 'cause you're a scrub

better clutch your trapper keeper close, there's some loaded chasers at this party

by fish trap July 16, 2018

Keeper

A Keeper is a person who is the best 2vs2 pilot in X-Wing vs. TIE-Fighter and X-Wing Alliance. More over, he stays up late because he is bored and fills out dumb stuff like this. Luckily, he actually lives a normal college life on the weekends. Keeper more over, challenges people to play him in previously stated LucasArts titles at www.zone.com.

That unknown pilot just scored 100k and got a 3 k/d. Must be Keeper!

by Jonathen Dough April 14, 2004

The Keeper

The best hardcore band ever, at least to Scott and Jimmy. Fronted by the birdman Mike Ski, their Twist of Cain cover is priceless.

Dudeman, the Keeper is touring with Disembodied. We're there.

by Scooterpie April 30, 2005

kaepernucked up

(Verb) To replace a commonly understood gesture with a new and very different and unrelated but excessively political meaning... Origin: A guy tinkerbell wanted the NFL to be the aNFL (anti-National Football League), so he took a gesture that was reserved for showing respect (such as when proposing for marriage or thanking God Tebowing) and told people it was now supposed to be used to show disrespect toward America and the police.

Pro athlete: When I wave my hand, I am not saying "hi." I am saying I want you erased off the chalkboard of life."
Reporter: I think you just kaepernucked up the actual meaning of that gesture.
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Pro athlete: When I bow to the flag, I am showing that I would rather look at the ground than look at that flag, and then have that flag shoved up my ass.
Reporter: You can't be serious. You kaepernucked up, pervert.
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Pro athlete: Are you flipping me the bird?
Reporter: I am showing that I agree with you: You are number one, and offering the dove of peace. But I may have kaepernucked up.

by UGiveUp October 10, 2017

Kaepernazi

A racist white person who places higher value on a piece of sky cloth than lives and safety of minorities. A Kaepernazi is likely to be seen near Confederate monuments, wearing a MAGA hat, while burning Nike shoes and assorted books.

I had an argument with a Kaepernazi last night and he tried to use a Breitbart article as a credible source.

by ElLackinator September 11, 2018