Iphone X

The newest and "extraordinary" product from Apple. Better donate your two kidneys now if you want to get a $999 emoji machine.

Human: Im going to buy an Iphone X
Apple: 999$
Human: I'm moving on samsung phones.

by imSynOfficial November 26, 2017

iPhone 3G

The coolest thing ever. I didnt get the first iPhone because I knew that the 2nd generation would be way better, and it is! I just went and ordered my iPhone 3G, and it kinda sucks I have to wait a week to get one but its tottaly worth it. The App Store has all kinds of fun games and applications so that I will never have to be bored again. And the best part is, that... well..... I get to show it off!!

Me: HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY NEW IPHONE 3G!!!!

HATERS: Well its not that cool and the service costs too much.

Me: Whatever I have one!! haha!!

by Walker Lancaster October 11, 2008

iPhone 4

Apple's great new product that got a whole bunch of fans and preorders, then when it came out had service issues and required a case so it could have service.

Bill - "Hey, is that the new iPhone 4?"

Steve - "YES! Much better than your shitty phones. Oh wait I have a call coming in."

Bill - "Hi, Steve!"

Steve - "Wait...hold on...fuck...I have no signal here, just text me."

by bodiddles August 27, 2010

iphone zone

When someone's attention is completely absorbed by whatever is happening on his or her iphone. Texting and apps such as Words with Friends may lead to a particularly impenetrable iphone zone.

Alex: Hey

Eric: ...(no response)

Marty: dude, don't worry about it. Eric is always in the iphone zone

by Rackbah May 29, 2010

iPhone 3G S

Sexiest Cellular Device ever created.

I have the best phone on the planet. The iPhone 3G S

by NESSKART Racing September 1, 2009

iphone 5c

Apple's latest shitty attempt to drain even more money from idiots. A waste of space. It is basically an Iphone 5 made of plastic... At the same price as the Iphone 5. The Iphone family's retarded cousin.

Apple CEO: "Okay, how do we make our new upcoming iphone popular?"
Developer 1: "We could be Innovative and add new features to it!"
Developer 2: "Lets make it more powerful and give it more memory!"
Developer 3: "LETS TURN THE IPHONE 5 INTO A PLASTIC PIECE OF RUBBISH AND SELL IT FOR THE SAME PRICE AS THE IPHONE 5C!"
Apple CEO: "Developer 3, you're promoted!"

by surfingkid October 11, 2013

iPhone 6

The incorrect way to spell/refer to a Samsung Galaxy S5

Alec: Have you seen the iPhone 6, it's completely new and innovative and not trying to compete with other superior phones at all!

Chris: Are you kidding me? The iPhone 6 is just an iPhone 5 that looks like a Samsung Galaxy S5

by WiddelyScuds September 17, 2014