An elusive creature but can be tempted out of his habitat by playing the sounds of Celine or ABBA.
Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy
Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy
by ShortArsedDwarf February 8, 2025
Get the Guidomug. A party that single Italian guys go to, where they try to have sexual intercourse with as many females as they can before the night is over.
"Hey Coriella, you going to Matteo's guido party tonight."
"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"
"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"
by Guidette101 January 17, 2016
Get the Guido partymug. After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023
Get the pink eye guidomug. When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.
Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.
by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021
Get the Guido Minutemug. A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.
by Phospin July 12, 2023
Get the Guidomug. mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.
by anti-gweed. March 19, 2009
Get the captain guidomug. by Clvscw March 7, 2009
Get the Guidomug.