Glouche

A person who transcends being merely glib, or merely a douche and becomes both things.

When he disagreed with you, James often became an unbearable glouche.

by mszprejda October 20, 2008

Gouch Juicer

Someone who juices the gouch.. the nether regions of the nutsack. an salvates at the thought of the manly juices flowing

Man you know that chick over there is a Gouch Juicer.

by J-8:42 February 26, 2010

Grotch

A gross or unsavoury crotch.

...Casey was now face to face with a real grotch, and it became apparent to him that Shaun hadn't showered in nearly a year.

by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007

Goucher College

Goucher College, located in the heart of Towson, Maryland is not only known for its impressive curriculum, it is known for its 'freaks and geeks.' Not just your average freak or geek but a die hard "Pirate Club" member, Cat and Muppet girl and a large population of overly (weird) artistic individuals who are most likely homosexual. Where dressing to promote Hot Topic and dying your hair neon green is considered cool. And who could forget the overly-dedicated Goucher Gopher lacrosse players? Who truley believe that his membership to not a D1, not D2, but yes, a D3 lacrosse team is a way of life. Bottom line, you play lacrosse for Goucher College, do you really think that anyone is taking you seriously? Stop celebrating because you are a bunch of true die hard fags and nothing more.

Goucher College is in a great area!

by Not a Gopher Fan July 28, 2008

gouche ladder

A line of barbell piercings along the gouche (also spelled guiche), usually perpendicular to the line of skin. Not sure if it's more common in women or men. Men occasionally also have a frenum ladder and a hafada ladder.

Gouche ladders actually aren't that painful, as they are simply surface piercings. They're just a series of gouche piercings!

by SoulfulZen January 17, 2006

grotch

A lazy fucker, who is afraid if onions but smells like them. And pees on theirselve, crys about nothing, and likes to hug the floor very often. And also super ratchet

Grotch is Graci Spiceland

by OedipusBiatch October 15, 2013

gouch

That bitch tara who stabbed me with a fork in the 8th grade.

GOD DAMNIT GOUCH That really stung.

by escud0 January 28, 2003