guff

The act of losing your 'swim team' do to an exciting situation.

Gillian: Look 4 people behind you. This broad has the one of the top 5 racks I have ever seen
Dan: I just guffed in my pants.

by stuarts91 July 11, 2011

guffrell

wind passed through the rear (fart)

awww..... stinky guffrell!
awww.....delicous guffrell!

by dombo November 26, 2003

guffaw

A loud and heartily laugh

Our giggles has turned to guffaws

by slim March 22, 2015

guffed

to be completly off your face on weed

comes from south affrica

u look competly guffed

by wierd is a good thing February 10, 2005

guff

noun: a vagina

"up the guff"

by breivegan August 12, 2003

gruffling

To eat in a way which is piggish, like a cop eating donuts or a black man eating ribs.

Home boy hadn't eaten donuts in so long that as soon as he had his hamfists on em he was gruffling happily.

I wouldn't risk gettin my hand near that Negro's mouth, the way he's gruffling them ribs.

by DL Smith June 22, 2006

Guff

Matt Donellan, the most guffiest kid. He farts, talks shit, and has the worse life ever. Straight up GUFF! No one ever date a guff, trust me, hes going to go after your little brother.

Mathew Donnellan is such a fucking Guff

by Nicky Figs July 7, 2009