A sleeping disorder characterized by attempting to go to sleep earlier than usual, only to wake up a couple hours later. This is due to the person's brain thinking they are only taking a nap, rather than wanting to sleep for a full night.
Affects mostly frequent nap takers, night owls, and those with no sleep schedule.
Affects mostly frequent nap takers, night owls, and those with no sleep schedule.
A: Oh wow, you look terrible.
B: I know. I tried to go to bed at 10 last night, but I woke up again at midnight and couldn't fall back asleep.
A: Sounds like a case of False Nap Syndrome. That's what you get for staying up until 4 AM every night.
B: I know. I tried to go to bed at 10 last night, but I woke up again at midnight and couldn't fall back asleep.
A: Sounds like a case of False Nap Syndrome. That's what you get for staying up until 4 AM every night.
by Cenex September 26, 2012
Get the False Nap Syndromemug. false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals
Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
by asssburgers February 19, 2011
Get the false alarm bonermug. Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!
Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!
Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!
by HighlyConcernedCitzenFromHell August 23, 2011
Get the false ass-vertismentmug. Currently besotting the 20-something generation. You've graduated college, moved out, perhaps married, you've been climbing that corporate ladder - only to get laid off, divorced and move back in with your parents and start... all over - before the age of 30.
Also applies to those who have climbed the ladder mid-way then realized they don't want to spend the rest of their life in a box, uninspired. May have also returned to home base, also now starting all over.
Also applies to those who have climbed the ladder mid-way then realized they don't want to spend the rest of their life in a box, uninspired. May have also returned to home base, also now starting all over.
Members of the False Start Generation may be cohabiting with family members and working at Starbucks or another part-time job while they "figure things out."
by FalseStartGenPres February 3, 2010
Get the False Start Generationmug. when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.
by gbv052 February 28, 2011
Get the false-start fartmug. by Justintowin June 6, 2019
Get the False Antichristmug. An individual who provides false or otherwise unreliable information that is taken as the truth by their associates. This false information is then proven to be in fact false by one of the associates in a socially embarrasing situation that will cause angst towards the supplier of that erroneous information.
Chris told me that Liam Neeson was in the movie Willow, I took this information as fact and when discussing the topic later I was made to look like a fool. He is truly a False Stat Guy.
by William LeMon May 8, 2007
Get the False Stat Guymug.