dialtown

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p1: "Lawrence and Phil are gonna play dialtown together"
p2: "oh my god they are so cool for that"

by horsemanr3n November 23, 2022

Danal

The act of getting a jumbo meat stick (Magnum Dong) from the rear (pooper position) by King Dan himself, presumably followed by yelling out to the heavens "Fuck you god for I have sinned... I FOLLOW THE CHURCH OF DANAL NOW!"
This can be used in many circumstances, not only being rawed from Dan but from other church goers that also follow lord Dan's wisdom.

Whether on the giving or receiving end, each session must end with a prayer "Thank you great Danal for I am blessed. DAMEN!"

Southern Middle-Aged Alcoholic Father: " You better not be committing danal again son"

Quirky Gay Son: " Yes, I did!! And you cant stop me!!! JESUS IS A LIE; DANAL IS KING!!!!

by AsianDoge01 December 13, 2022

baby dialed

when a baby is playing with a cell phone and dials the number of an unsuspecting contact.

Steve: Hey, did you call me last night?
Krista: No, sorry. My baby dialed you when she got a hold of my cell phone.
Steve: OK cool, later.

by greatlakestony March 15, 2010

Concert Dial

When you're at a concert and, during the set, you call a friend or family member who couldn't go. Whether they answer the phone, or it records on their voice mail, you'll make them jealous they missed out on the concert when they hear the music!

I concert dialed my brother during that last song. He just sent me a text message saying "you suck!".

by Just-in-case November 5, 2011

baby dial

when your baby/toddler gets ahold of your phone and calls someone. Hopefully, its someone you like, but sometimes its someone you forgot to take off your contact list, and now you are stuck talking to them because they got baby dialed.

I hadn't talked to Jean since I stopped working at the burger place with her, but her number is still in my phone. Then the other day while I was in the bathroom my 2 year old got ahold of my phone and baby dialed her. I got stuck talking to Jean for nearly an hour.

by Moms822 June 17, 2012

junkie dial

To call a phone repeatedly three or more times and hang up just prior to the voicemail prompt in a desperately distracting effort to get the target to answer.

"She junkie dialed me while I had one bar trying to close the VP of Finance on my mobile. I'm on my way to crush her iPhone with a brick"

by vidourle October 7, 2012

Hump Dialed

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.

If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed

by El Janitor May 19, 2013