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Detroit

A city in receivership that sucks ass, taxes the hell out of people who work there but don't live there, is full of whiny shit-heads, and has a perpetually shitty NFL team.
Ever heard of a Renaissance Tax?
Yea, Detroit takes an extra 8% from my income .
by SwitchKU January 12, 2009
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Detroit

A once beautiful city located in SE Michigan along the banks of the Detroit River. Ever since white flight began, this city has gone to the niggers...literally. It is home to crackheads, dead beat fathers, single mothers, corrupt politicians, coons, rats, groids, niglets, welfare mamas, lazy subspecies, etc.

The city has beautiful architecture, unfortunately the groids refuse to take pride in ownership and these buildings are now run down, burnt out shells of what they used to be.

The city is also the biggest drain on the welfare system in the entire State. Tax dollars paid by Detroiters is less than those of the rest of the state; however, residents of this black hole receive more assistance than the rest of the state combined.

Detroit is the crime and murder capital of the state!
It is all too common for a Detroiter to have their hand out for assistance, but they still refuse to pay their bills and look to the white man to do this for them. Funny, they will take the white man's money, but they are all racist against white people.
by Enlightened One in MI July 11, 2010
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Detroit Country Day

A private preparatory school in the Detroit Metropolitan area.

A school where the boys go on to be frat boy rapists and the girls use their daddy’s money to pay for drugs and alcohol while they spend their life posing for sorority Instagram pages.
Frat boy 1: where did you go to high school?
Frat boy 2: Detroit Country Day hbu?
Frat boy 1: oh same.
by jboy432 March 25, 2021
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Detroit Lions

Mistakenly listed as the worst franchise in NFL History. Only known for performances in last few decades, never given consideration for the above average performances for the other approximately 60 years of franchise history.
Franchises considered to be worse, starting from the worst:

Cardinals-First from Chicago, then St. Louis, then, Phoenix, now Arizona. Most losses. In their 80 years of existance... 8 playoff appearances. No one wants them.

Saints-AKA 'Aints'. Only recently have their performance turned around, thanks to Drew Brees.

Texans-Haven't been around that long, but their performance is still horrible other than VERY recent. Worst winning percentage at 33.3%.

Falcons-Despite recent performances and their famed 1977 defense. Nothing. Riddled with losing seasons and scandals.

Bengals-No Championships, losing record. Only 12 winning seasons of 40.

Buccaneers-Home of the FIRST defeated team 0-14. Second Worst Win Percentage 39.3%. Their only Superbowl win is considered a fluke.

Bills-They missed the Superbowl win four times in a row.

Seahawks-No championships even with a great coach. Only team to go to the playoffs with a losing record.

Detroit Lions-Not the best team, but not the worst. With four championships although many, many years ago. Failures to win in the playoffs except once since 1957, and of course no Superbowls. Even if they are the few to yet win one, and to have a defeated season 0-16. I feel, though, the Lions are emerging from the abyss to become a contender for decades to come.

I would list a site which gives extremely detailed and accurate information, but it's cold hard football facts dot com. hint hint.
by just.another.guy July 12, 2012
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detroit handoff

A filthy sex act in which partners position themselves asshole-to-asshole and then partner a takes a massive, fantastically hard shit. if all goes well, the solid log will pass into partner b's asshole, serving as a rudimentary dildo.
I'm eating lot's of fiber so I can do the Detroit handoff with Linda tonight.
by Steven jung January 10, 2008
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detroit diesel dunker

when she squats over your face and poops in your mouth.
she wanted to sit on my face and ride my nose, they flet the heat and before i know it she gave me a detroit diesel dunker.
by uncle beezy November 7, 2010
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