A fanfic tag that warns you to take the other tags seriously. For example, if one tag says 'non-con', expect non-con. Don't think, 'ah, it's probably just dub-con.' If the tags say 'organ harvesting', expect literal organ harvesting. Don't take it as a joke or exaggeration. You were warned.
Very commonly misunderstood as a general warning of bad things to come, because it's so often used beside more serious tags, when really it's a specific warning not to take the other tags lightly.
(Originally comes from the TV show Arrested Development, referencing a scene in which the character Michael Bluth finds a bag in the fridge that says DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. He opens the bag anyway, before wincing, and saying, 'well, I don't know what I expected..')
Very commonly misunderstood as a general warning of bad things to come, because it's so often used beside more serious tags, when really it's a specific warning not to take the other tags lightly.
(Originally comes from the TV show Arrested Development, referencing a scene in which the character Michael Bluth finds a bag in the fridge that says DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. He opens the bag anyway, before wincing, and saying, 'well, I don't know what I expected..')
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Get the dead homies mug.A sorostitute with a frequent habit of passing out at fraternity parties, Dead Girl subscribes whole heatedly to the “Black out, or Not Out” school of thought. She will typically show up at the beginning of a social function and proceed to walk the thin line between semi-consciousness and an alcohol induced coma between the hours of 11:00pm and 2:00am. Using her 6th Dead Girl sense to her advantage, she will spring into action at approximately 2:30am and make an ill-advised and obviously aggressive attempt at a late night hookup. Regardless of her success, she will proceed to “die” on a couch and remain utterly comatose until less than 10 people remain at the party. Dead Girl, disoriented after her semi-intentional venture into the predictable world of excessive alcohol consumption, will awake from her stupor sometime between the hours of 4:00am and 8:00am.
by Fratnonymous March 30, 2009
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Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.
Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.
Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
by irritant August 4, 2004
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I was stranded 30 miles outside of Houston when I had just had surgery and my husband who was driving me home got food poisoning and I didn't know what to do, but one call to my dead body buddy Donna and she and her husband drove 7 hours to come get us and take us home.
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Get the Dead kennedys mug.Similar to the slang term dead ass; used in many ways:
1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question
2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)
3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes
1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question
2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)
3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes
1) “Hey dude I finally got my adult circumcision!”
“Dead smurf!?”
“Dead smurf.”
2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”
“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”
“Nah bro - dead smurf”
3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”
“I don’t know, is it blue?”
“Yeah”
“Oh - dead smurf”
“Dead smurf!?”
“Dead smurf.”
2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”
“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”
“Nah bro - dead smurf”
3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”
“I don’t know, is it blue?”
“Yeah”
“Oh - dead smurf”
by machow January 18, 2019
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