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cucunter sandwich

1. a creative way to call some bitch a cunt
2. a cunt worthy enough to have a sandwich named after her
3. a female cock blocker
Guy one: Yo dude, did you get that girl to hook up with you?

Guy two: Nah man, she was a wicked cucunter sandwich. She wouldnt even open her legs for a 3 legged dog.
by a cucunter June 11, 2009
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did you see claire yesterday?' 'oh yeah, she gave me a really nice watermelon & cucumber sandwich
by milhouse & DAASZ August 17, 2010
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slutty cucumber

A penis. Only people from New Zealand know of this term.
Hey gurrl wanna check out my slutty cucumber?
by guydoodguy February 27, 2014
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Cucu Milkshake

A milkshake made with Ice Cream and Latina Pussy. What happens is you go to a mexican ice cream store you ask for a cucu milkshake and they spread their legs over the blender and jill off, while fingering out some of the "Cucu juice" or as they call it "jugo de cucu" Then they add ice cream to it and blend it and voila! Cucu Milkshake!
Jack: Every time I go to mexico, I often go to bang the finest Latinas. MMM mmm. Psst..don't tell my wife. My favorite part about it is eating their wet pussy, and tasting the juice. Now, I want to share the juice with you! With my all new Cucu Milkshake. It's very authentic, with ice cream and fresh Latina Cucu. How you doin?
by bojzzle April 9, 2009
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Cucumber Sandwich

A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.
Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.
by da bae February 21, 2015
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cucumber whore

By defintion is a whore who uses a cucumber to satisfy her unholly snatch.
She must have worked produce yo because she was a cucumber whore.
by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005
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cucumber

1. a vegetable often used to jack off.
2. Also use as a large dildo
1. cut me a hole outta' that cucumber n watct me cum!
2. Ohh... OHHHHH... great dildo!!!
by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003
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