crankcase

a portable meth lab.

crank

I got some Mr. Clean and a gallon of drano, let's get my crankcase and we be gittin' high in no time

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

Crankerspuss

Crankerspuss

crankers·puss
n.

A person who is currently upset and inconsolable. Also a sour disposition in general. The root word is Cranky, combined with puss meaning face. This term means literally the a person has an upset facial expression, but can be used to describe a variety of sour moods.

· "What is wrong with ol'Crankerspuss over there?"

· "You have an expression of crankiness all over your puss. You sir, are a crankerspuss."

by Anastasia Beaverhausen January 15, 2008

Cranks my Tractor

When someone or something (vibrator) really turns you on!

When my husband and I have sex he cranks my tractor and gives me multiple orgasms!

by The farmer's wife July 28, 2009

crankshank

A sexual position; when you crank it and then you shank it. Considered to be very gruesome and painful, but somehow erotic.

Only real men can perform a crankshank
Me, Stacy, and Carla did a three-way crankshank last night. I'm still really sore.

by twilulu December 29, 2010

Crank The Dog

(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.

Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"

Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."

Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"

Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."

by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017

Crank Yanking

1. Beating off, jerking off, spanking off
2. Hand job

Hoes are pros at crank yanking!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Cranktankerous

crank·tan·ker·ous
adj.

1. Having a bad disposition.

2. Ill-tempered.

After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.

by hibelu September 1, 2008