Clarking

When arguing online with a complete stranger, defending a meme and getting sexual pleasure from the recipient.

Man that guy is clarking it on Facebook today, it was only a meme.

by Mr.Wrestling mark April 9, 2021

Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.

Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.

by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017

Face-cracking

This is when you've done everything you possibly can on your facebook account hours ago but still stayed up to the wee hours of the morning to the point that all the words blur and your dailies are able to be collected all over again.

"Why are you so tired?"

"I was face-cracking all night"

by TornOpen February 18, 2010

Clarking

Losing all your money at the casino. Not knowing when to quit.

Like Clark Griswald in Vegas Vacation.

Man, the tables took everything.

Yup, I saw you Clarking it big time.

by JUlCEBOXHERO March 2, 2011

cracking

A point in puberty inwhich a boy's voice fluctuates, such as a female on a menstual period.

Dru's voice is cracking--It's sure to be very deep when he's 18, like mine.

by Jacob Powell February 24, 2004

double clicking the mouse

male masturbation, Saluting the General (former US Surgeon Gen. Dr. Jocelyn Elders), Rubbing Buddhas tummy, Making a Deposit, Exercising a right to Privacy, Stretching the Truth

After a vigorous workout the middle aged lad looked forward with anticipation to some extra special quiet time double clicking the mouse

by "Thom" June 3, 2007

Clarking

Being in a state of such utter intoxication, that you are a mere heartbeat away from overdosing. Usually involves complete unresponsiveness, lazy eyes and/or extreme nodding out.

A: "check out travis over there!"
B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"

by grunderpump July 2, 2011