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analogue cigarette 

–noun
A traditional roll of finely cut tobacco cured for smoking with real fire, and is usually wrapped in a thin white paper.

The opposite of a digital cigarette, or more commonly known as an Electronic Cigarette, or E-Cigarette.
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in the year 2024 A.D.

Friend: "Gary ... whats that in your mouth?"

Gary: "Its an analogue cigarette. I found a carton of them stored in my dad's old boxes up in the attic."

Friend: "Thats so retro. We should bring these back in style! Lets take them to school. Pretty soon everyone will be smoking analogue cigarettes."
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Make you forget cigarette  

Another way of saying a joint. Weed. Marijuana.

Cannabis Cigarette 

pass me that packet of cannabis cigarettes, cheers
Cannabis Cigarette by Morgs January 17, 2004

motion sickness cigarette

Frank: "Are you alright man, you don't look so good"

Jeff: "Yea i'll be fine, I just had a motion sickness cigarette."

Frank: "Oh fuck, maybe you should have a seat!"

wet cigarette 

One who can never find enjoyment in any situation. a downer. One who never becomes excited or aroused.
Colin is such a wet cigarette. He could could be knuckle-deep in Mila Jovovich with one hand and have a thousand dollars in the other and he'd still find something to complain about.
wet cigarette by Ryan Burk April 1, 2007

Sideline Cigarette 

the cigarette that you smoke after losing a game of beer pong
Damn dude we lost again. It's going to be like 2 hours before we get back on the table. Lets go smoke a sideline cigarette.

Pussy cigarette

Vapes, because they are not as harmful as regular cigarettes
Sebastian is such a pussy for smoking pussy cigarettes