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cereal marathon

A cereal marathon is when you keep refilling your bowl of cereal while not refilling the milk. Being careful to strain out the milk before each bite so you can keep going as long as you can.
Guy 1: "Dude I've had like 5 bowls of cereal and I've only filled the milk once."

Guy 2: "that's great man...so can you come out to the bar for my birthday party?"
Guy 1: "No sorry I can't. I'm doing a cereal marathon tonight, gotta keep this baby going"
by rterrana691 April 11, 2014
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Milk and Cereal

"Milk and Cereal" is a lame song by the band G. Love & Special Sauce

It was popularized by a viral internet video of two men lip synching to this song.

It is increadibly boring, repetitive, and slightly homosexual.
This represents a time when the internet sucked and was filled with unhumorous crap like this that idiots fawned over.

The lip synching session goes on for nearly three minutes and is impossible to sit through unless you're completly retarded.
I was forced to watch "Milk and Cereal" by some stupid chick. After only 30 seconds, I wanted to punch my computer screen, myself, and the the giggling retard that made me watch it.
by Lawnornament January 7, 2012
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cereal killer

as in fruit loops. one who knows stuff. crazy hax0r.
by Anonymous January 17, 2007
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Cereal Policy

You've got cereal policy ahahaha
by TheOneTrueKing882 March 26, 2019
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cereal song

a song that some might call a "soft" song such as a love song or something in there.
you can always say this when you actually just want to listen to it in front of everyone when they call you gay or something in particular.
you just want to zone/mellow out and listen to a frekn song without you someone judging you as if you woke up in the morning and your eating cereal and you feel like listening to a tune.
steve: "OMG dude wtf are you listening to??? You pussy!!!!"

bob: "Dude... calm down... its a cereal song. So I like listening to Poison and Coldplay... it... takes me away is all >.>."
by catinthehat101 March 31, 2009
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cereal hell

when cereal is exposed to continual lando, and is sat upon by smelly butts of adolescent young men in a musty tent. (See 'lando')
This place is totaled! Major cereal hell!
by unknown June 14, 2003
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Dry Cereal with a Fork

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.
“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”
by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021
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