self bj

The act of giving yourself oral stimulation, Performed by only the most flexible, perverted and desperate men.

Luke was bad at speaking to women, he resorted to many weeks of stretching and practice, so he could have a self BJ

by deadJ June 10, 2016

banana bj deepthroat

The act of measuring your own erect penis and shoving that amount of banana down your throat. Used to determine if you could give yourself a deepthroat bj.

Person 1: dude did you try the banana bj deepthroat?
Person 2: not yet.
Person 1: bruh, stop being so gay and do it already.

by sarcasticunion August 28, 2014

robot philly bj

any robot from, or made in philadelphia, that gives another male a bj, while charging a high price

As i walked the streets of philly, i was offered a robot philly bj, which costed a shit load, and the robot philly bj was gross but accepted it.

by madaboutlife May 27, 2008

BJ Honkey Lange

Professional Dumbass!

BJ Honkey Lange Professional Dumbass!

by BrianKillian December 28, 2011

v-day bj

it's really the best thing to give a man on valentine's day. total cost = $0

Bob gave me a diamond ring yesterday, and i reciprocated with a v-day bj.

by killpablo March 2, 2011

peanut butter bj

When you spread peanut butter on the tip of the penis, then have someone of the same or opposite sex suck you dry. Yum!

I would really love a peanut butter bj

right about now.

by Tuffguy23 October 4, 2015

Home-Alone-BJ

Scaring someone in order to cause them to make the home-alone-face, and quickly inserting one's penis in said Home-alone-face, in such a fashion as to receive fellatio.

Person 1: Did you hear what Alec did?
Person 2: No. What?
Person 1: He pretended to break into his girlfriend's house and scared the shit out of her so he could get a
Home-Alone-BJ.

by Titonya October 24, 2011